L'invention de la semaine est un détecteur de radiation.
L'inventeur propose deux types d'applications fort différentes :
- distinguer le chat roux de la maison du chat noir du voisin, de sorte à ne laisser entrer que le premier des deux.
- un satellite de dissuasion nucléaire capable d'envoyer une bombe de 1000 mégatonnes.
Comme l'écrit l'inventeur lui-même dans la description de sa demande, son chat Ginger est à l'origine de la deuxième idée.
When I showed Ginger my drawings for the "chromatically selective cat flap control unit" he was very impressed.
"Purr-purr" said Ginger, that's quite clever . . . I shall be able to get in to eat my food, without worrying about "Blackie" from next door. But said Ginger, there is a much better use for your Sensitive radiation detector device . . think about this.
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But, of course, went on Ginger, because you won’t believe what Jesus Christ told you about “loving each other”, you also don’t trust each other, or, if you like, your governments don’t, which is perhaps understandable with two murderous World Wars since 1900. But, of course, if all your nuclear energy was used for peaceful purposes, instead of a large
part of it being stored up for blowing each other to bits with H bombs and the like, you could all save a hell of a lot of money, which would help to stop World Inflation and might even bring down the price of tinned cat food.
It is obvious, went on Ginger, that even with the SALT talks on limiting strategic weapons, between the USA and USSR governments, they are not going to get RID OF their H bombs since RED China is building up its stock . . . so what do we do
about it?
Well went on Ginger, I have been studying nuclear physics for quite a while, and it seems to me there is something “not quite
right with it all”.
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